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Red Dragon Movie Contest!!!

In order to help promote the new Red Dragon movie, this site ran a little contest from September until October 31, 2002. The winner of the contest received a Red Dragon promotional package. Contestants submitted captions for the following picture and the winner was chosen based on the purely subjective criteria of my own personal taste.

Here's the picture:


And the winning caption is:

Eat your heart out
Dominique Civitano


The other entries (worthy efforts all and in no particular order) are:

Might I have that TO GO...please?!
Amanda Thornton

Hannibal muses about getting a little behind with his order
Michael McElroy

Oh my, if he only knew what I could do with his buns.
Barbara Uhal

Food food everywhere but not a bite to eat
Ruth Ann DeCamp

These rare lambchops are good....(looking over at the pudgy servant) but he would be better.
Stephanie Simmons

Can you smellllllll what the Doc. is cookin'?!
Stephanie Sciullo

Look at the tenderloin on that fella!
The Brown Family

AH.............They will never match my past "Delicacies"
Hope Cundiff

Ah a nice plump meal..."
April Dakin

Ahh, seems just like Vienna 1985. Peasants under glass!
Michael Maguire

Gourmet dining with American Express. The latest in minimalist dining experiences. Savour an evening in select company at one of Baltimore's premiere locations.
EGL

Hmmmm.... I wonder if they are going to serve some liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti?
Ryan Clark

BUNSssssssss ... HOT CROSSED BUNSssssssssssssss...
DAKINS01

MMMMM...Do i smell sweetbreads?
Masterwhip's vixen

He better not be spitting on it, or it will be the last thing he does...
sisemmy

I hope he knows I'm allergic to cloves...
HooTuckEye

Mmm...I like mine with a lot of meat..
Yvonne Poulsen

In this scene, Hannibal quietly awaits for his exquisit meal to be done. As he sits, he thinks of how delicious the chefs' hearts would taste on those shiny plates and how much he'd like to get out of his drab cell to return to his normal life again. The chefs are terribly frightened, even with Hannibal behind glass, and they just hope they're not his next victims.
Frank Genovese

You know, I would just KILL for some Lady Fingers to be on that dessert tray.
ACEBULLIES

Hmm..perhaps a nice chianti to go with those buns?
Janet Hull

Where's the beef?
Jan

Never mind the food that bum looks good to me
star38

Got fava beans?
Me Muth

... I hope that's not broccoli.
Diana

I smell tongue... I smell Liver... No, wait, I smell Spam!
Sebastien Pharand

Later, I will have these chefs balls for dessert
Ramonda Brady

I ate his liver with some fava Beans and a nice Chianti.
Stephanie Cantine

Mmmmmm, nice portly waiter. I think I'll have the rump roast tonight
Deb

Don't forget the chianti, Hobbes. After you slip all those goodies through the slot you will slip your tongue through one of these holes in the glass and I will need something to wash it down with.
Mark McClure

The Blind Date Singles Agency Conversazione evenings. Gourmet dinner and scintillating company guaranteed with one of our introductory vouchers.
EGL

They can take away his books, they can take away his drawings, they can even take away the toliet seat...but they can't take away his appetite.
Dominique

Hey biscuit boy. What's with the pyramids? I specifically ordered a square meal.
Michael Maguire

Chefs...it's whats for dinner.
Dominique

Speeeeeeed it up a little!
Me Muth

What is taking them so long?
Barbara Uhal

Hannibal couldn't help but feel that the glass wall put him at a disadvantage during the prison's "all you can eat" competition
Michael McElroy

Sure it's gourmet! I bet it's just a bunch of TV dinners!
Me Muth

Bone Appetit
Dominique

I've got the strangest feeling that Prisoner's checking out my Buns !!
Michael McElroy

No! No! You forgot the olive oil!
Me Muth

Did he order cheese baguettes, or the hearth-backed sourdough parisian style rolls?
Barbara Uhal

I bet he spit in them there onion rings!!
Me Muth

I can not believe I am eating in this shithouse
Ramonda Brady

I hope these guys are rude.
Dominique

Please be careful! I'm cutting back on my organ meats. My cholesterol you know.
Me Muth

I will have mine rare
star38

Got Flesh?
Dominique

Lucky for you two I"m in here and not fixing your dinner!
R. A. DeCamp

Ah yes. Just like mummy used to make!
Me Muth

Guess who's coming to dinner?
Dominique

Hmmmm...I wonder if the chef "cooks well"!?!
Masterwhip's vixen

One fava bean, two fava beans....
EGL

I'm sorry now I didn't ask that young female Eff Bee Eye agent to stay and prepare a meal for me
Ruth Ann DeCamp

That's the last time I enter the "Cook for a mystery guest" competition
EGL

Chef, are you cooking eggs or just subjecting me to the cause of your flapping apron.
Michael Maguire

Aaaah Bisto
EGL

An appetite for life...human life.
Dominique

Succulent gluteus maximus. With an Errazuriz Merlot '96.
EGL

Which is the russian caviar and the domestic caviar?
Barbara Uhal

"**** ! Dr Lecter ordered blueberry not vanilla choc chip!
EGL

Gentlemen I'm starving, Who's for dinner?
R. A. DeCamp

Screw the census taker...I'll take a chef any day
Dominique

Could I get some chianti over here? I'd like that shaken, not stirred.
Me Muth

That looks good enough to eat...What's his name?
Dominique

The fat chef's liver would undoubtedly be delicious with fava beans but the lean one's flank steak would help me start my new diet
Ruth Ann DeCamp

Who cut the cheese?
Me Muth

Chefs...the other white meat.
Dominique

Hey waiter, I said Brain,not Bread !
Michael McElroy

I bet his spine would look just fine in a bourgignon
EGL

Maybe I shouldn't have put that EAT ME sign on the waiters back
Dominique

Even though the contest is over, you may still submit captions. If you would like to do so, email me atcontest@hannotations.com.

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